Salty Mongoose

What is Salty Mongoose?

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

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