What is Salty Polish?
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The act of engaging in a full body, 30 minute intensive work out and then quickly proceeding to strip down to your birthday suit, standing over your friend who has fallen asleep and then allowing your nut sack sweat to gracefully cascade on to his/her face while they sleeps. If time is not an option to allow each drop to slowly find their face, employ the wet dog tactic and just shake your entire body while standing above them. i.e spray and pray.
"Carl gave Salty Polish me last night when I was passed out in his bath tub after to many 40's. Now all I taste is animal crackers."
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