What is Salty Pretzel?
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a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.
your moms a natural at the salty pretzel
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During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.
I would love to have a salty pretzel with you!
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When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school..
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a mass text message sent in the early AM notifying everyone that you know that you got a piece of strange that night. Inspired by Johnny..
