Sam Kelling

What is Sam Kelling?


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To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.

you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!

dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling

See magnificent, goon, sexy, bad-ass, intense


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