What is Sam'd?
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to be flying turkey slapped across the face with a mildy aroused shlong
the fact that the person who has Sam'D you has a penis or not is irrelevant
person 1:i got Sam'D at work by my boss, all of my co-workers, some chick with big jugs down the street, the policeman who pulled me over and even our dog just now as i walked in the door
person 2:wow sounds like you had one hell of a day
person 1:yea i did...so why are you getting your half erect penis out just now and licking your lips?
person 2:no reason...hey man why don't you close your eyes and i'll give you a surprise
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A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.
Watching Species II made..
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The shit on the bottom of my shoe.
That bitch is the anus of humanity.
In short form - Dr. Ass
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