Sam'd

What is Sam'd?


1.

to be flying turkey slapped across the face with a mildy aroused shlong

the fact that the person who has Sam'D you has a penis or not is irrelevant

person 1:i got Sam'D at work by my boss, all of my co-workers, some chick with big jugs down the street, the policeman who pulled me over and even our dog just now as i walked in the door

person 2:wow sounds like you had one hell of a day

person 1:yea i did...so why are you getting your half erect penis out just now and licking your lips?

person 2:no reason...hey man why don't you close your eyes and i'll give you a surprise

See sam'd, samed, sam, sammy


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