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An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.
Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone..
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To go to your 'rents alcohol cabinet and get hard liquor.
I'm gonna go get a vase for my flowers.
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The act of rewinding TV on a DVR or similar device to see a commercial(s). For fast-forwarding see fastmercialize.
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