Samson

What is Samson?


1.

Another Word for gigantic Dick

Samson had a Samson last night

See samson, dick, sex, gigantor, Hesus

2.

An act to ask someone to a date by IM. (ex. Aim, MSN, etc.)

EliteSniper: Hi. Teresa this is Samson, wanna go out with me?

DinoGirl: Sure.

Next day...

Sammy: YO DIDJA HEAR? Samson pulled a samson on Teresa last night on Aim!!!

See samson, teresa, no life, loser

3.

sweet man.

from regina spektor's song- "samson"

"Samson came to my bed

Told me that my hair was red

Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...

kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light

And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"

See true love, sweet, guy

4.

a psychoactive product of the plant Cannabis sativa aka marijuana. aka weed, trees, or mary jane.

I wanna talk to samson!

See weed, haze, dro, marijuana, mary jane, trees, cookie dough

5.

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.

I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.

See the stranger, the bible, strawberry shortcake, pubes

6.

another word for a husband who lashes their family

ie. samson left his wife nikita and his children samita and nikson

See lasher, evil, nerd, dero


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