Samuel Jackson Edit Meaning

1.

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.

It will get you drunk.

You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.

You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

Waiter: What'll it be guys?

dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.

dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.

Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.

dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).

dude 2: ME THREE!!

<all 4 laugh>

waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:

Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!

Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!

How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?

2.

Maker of his own beer

MMM MMM, Bitch!!

3.

An alpha badass.

They would have let Jackson say, "may the Force be with you motherfucker!" If Episode 1 wasn't a homorific kiddie-cartoon load.

4.

The NEW Chuck Norris,

The L. Stands for MUTHA FUCKIN!!

Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!

See snakes, plane, pulp fiction, god, chuck norris

5.

An actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by God (if God was a philosopher from the hood).

Samuel Jackson says.."It'll Get You Drunk!!"

See jackson, movie