What is San Francisco Sleigh Ride?

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There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:

1. Do the person from behind

2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.

3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.

4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.

5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.

Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.

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