Vin Diesel Edit Meaning

1.

Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

2.

An actor with a hidden message

Vin Diesel rearranged= I end lives

See death, lives, end, vin, message, fast, furious, xxx

3.

An alternative to religion.

All praises be to Vin Diesel!

4.

An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf.

Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.

"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."

5.

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

6.

Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.

"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."

7.

Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.

Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?

Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.

See poser, wannabe, impostor, fake, fraud