Sandwich

What is Sandwich?


1.

1. (noun) A popular lunch concoction consisting of two or more pieces of bread with various meats, cheeses or condiments in between them. Derived from Earl of Sandwich of England who is said to have first popularized the meal in the 18th century.

2. (verb) To compress something with force between two other objects.

3. (noun) A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline.

4. (noun) A sexual situation involving three people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them; usually a femalebetween two males where her vagina and anusare penetrated by each male simultaneously.

1. "Angus was making me a peanut butter sandwich and he dropped a slice face down in the dirt so I made him eat it."

2. "When the train came to a sudden stop I was sandwiched between two fat guys with an armpit in my face. That's why I smell like this."

3. KID: "Daddy! I saw a sandwich!"

DAD: "Don't be silly, boy."

4. I'd sandwich Tanya if she was the one who asked for it, but since it was Howard's idea then he's a fuckin' meat gazer.

See wicca, threesome, group sex, lunch, baloney, ham, cheese, beach

2.

Hobocurrency

Hobo: "Will work for sandwiches"

See hobo, bum, tramp, sandwich, currency

3.

2 men penetrating a woman from both sides at the same time, vaginally and anally.

Peter and John sandwiched Mary.

4.

Favorite of The Great Bains. One side rye, one side white, corned beef in the middle. Oh yeah!

Bains, laying exhausted in his bed says, "Man, what a sweet sandwich!"

5.

when grinding, two peaple get on either side of one person and they all grind together. usually a 2 guys grind with a girl in the middle.

Girl: look at justin and Drake.

Boy: ya there sandwiching sandy

boygirlboy=grinding=sandwiching

See sandwiching, sandwich, grinding, Miley

6.

The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF

MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)

Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.

Following day..

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!

MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)

Bro 2: That total what?!?

Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.

See sandwich, milf, bro, dude, dudeski

7.

something I want my girlfriend to make me after we have sex all the time but she gets pissed off and leaves, then I have to make it and you know I'm smoking my cigarette thinking about the sandwich and the bitch leaves what a cunt

" Bitch make me a sandwich "

See sandwhiches, douche, condoms, butt, sex


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