What is Santa Clause?
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That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.
Ho Ho Ho...
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2.
A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.
3.
A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.
The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.
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Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...
Santa Clause = Pedophile
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5.
An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.
Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!
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Incorrect spelling of
'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen.
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when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.
Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto
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