What is Santa's Stocking?
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To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke
After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
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The art of jacking off in public with one watching.
You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.
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A condition where ones blouse or shirt has not been able to hold back the mounds of flesh thus creating an appearance of a flesh canyon...
