Santa's Stocking

What is Santa's Stocking?


1.

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."

Or

On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply

"Santa came early this year"

Or

Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

See santa, stocking, sock, joke, christmas


19

Random Words:

1. East of Gainesville, FL, once was covered by orange tree groves..now the epicenter of sadness and filth. Overran by field pickers and th..
1. A last name originating from Germany/Austria, brought over to the United States of America by the Schanhals (Schanholtz) family in the e..
1. When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision. Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good. Se..