What is Sap?
1.
SAP
Sad And Pathetic
You are a SAP
2.
A fool; someone who is prone to being taken advantage of, or who has been taken advantage of, usually in a situation that is easily perceived by others as foolhardy.
This is the third time Joe bought vanishing cream off the internet; what a sap!
3.
A commercially sold Enterprise Resource Planning system integrating most business functions into a single meta-program.
SAP is so complicated that for most businesses it's like driving a drywall nail with a B52.
4.
The sticky stuff that comes out of trees.
person: aw crap! i've got sap all over my hands!
5.
Noun. Insult. A person whose character has a spiritually debilitating effect on others. Typically an unhappy person who perenially moans to others but can also be someone who exhibits annoying behaviour.
Mike droans on and on about conspiracy theories - what a sap!
6.
socially awkward penguin
Sap is only funny, because you can relate.
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7.
SAP= (Stupid Ass Pussy)
In the streets of Singapore,Asia, one is reffered to as a SAP when one acts Stupid, an Ass, and a Pussy at the same time.
This slang was created by Japanese rapper Monkey King whilst recording his album, and has since spread all around the city to be used to refer to saps.
'man, just go talk to that girl, why you being such as a SAP about it?'
'you ain't gonna try and fight me, we all know you got alot of SAP in you'
'yo you were just born with that sapness'
(when someone cant down a pint of beer) 'ahhh you SAP!'
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