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A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking t..
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When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like ..
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A waveless Atlantic ocean. Calm, peacefull, undisturbed water.
Two surfers looking at the Atlantic, one says "boy, is it flat like..
