What is Sarah Silverman?
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a jewish american comedian, often making controversial racial/religious jokes about everyone, including herself. she also makes fun of celebs, her Paris Hilton joke is my favorite.
Sarha Silver hosted the mtv 2007 movie awards, started the night out with a Paris Hitlon joke, all the while with paris hilton herself in the crowd.
"In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail." (crowd cheers) "Wow...wow...thank you. The Judge said it was gonna be a no frill thing and that is ridiculous, shes totally gonna get special treament. As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel like more comfortable in prison, the guards are gonna paint the bars to look like penises." (crowd "ooohhs" and laugh) "Is that?.....I think its wrong too, I just worry that she gonna break her teeth on those things." (even more "ooohhs" this time)
(Here are some of Sarah Silverman's ironic racist statements, usually delivered in a serious manner)
"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believe it was the blacks."
"I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."
"Everyone knows that the best time to get pregnant is when you're a black teenager."
"Nazis are assholes," (she repeats for added effect.) "They’re cute when they’re little. Why can’t they just stay small?…" (Her smile disappears) "But the Holocaust isn’t always funny. And I will tell you something that I truly believe: That if black people were in Germany during World War II, the Holocaust would have never happened." (She pauses) "Or, not to Jews…"
"I love you like puertorrican need a bath."
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A very unfunny female comedian who uses subjects like sexual abuse and race to get laughs.
Over-rated and stupid. Makes Jews and women look bad.
Made a stupid viral music video claiming to have f***ed Matt Damon, a video that made stupid college students parody the song.
Is the host of the Independent Spirit Awards and makes an awful job of it
Is Carlos Mencia's female counterpart, as they both suck immensely.
Makes Dane Cook look like George Carlin.
Has a stupid Comedy Central show called Sarah Silverman Program. Often described as "edgy comedy".
Career highlight: playing the whiny girlfriend of Mike White's character in School of Rock, the first role of hers where I didn't hate it.
She has no other career highlights worth noting.
Avoid at all costs.
"Hahaha Sarah Silverman is so cutting edge! She said the word chink!"
"No she's a douchebag."
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Making a show for her was Comedy Centrals WORST decesion. Often does bad acts and just plain not entertaining. When carlos mencia, or dave chappelle do racial jokes, they are funny. But when Sarah does it, it just sounds cold. Here is an example from a comedy show:
"I dont know why she got mad at me, I think i mentioned something about giving a mexican a blowjob then having diareah afterwards. Their dirty. Someone once caught me backstage and said, 'Guess what? Im a mexican and I dont stink'. And I felt so bad, I tried to express to her... you cant smell yourself"
...cold Sarah Silverman
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