Sarbanes Oxley

What is Sarbanes Oxley?


1.

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

See Ferret

2.

1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.

2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.

3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.

SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?

Office bloke: Yes

SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?

Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy

SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.

Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!

/bang

SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.

See dweeb, boring, accountant, auditor, sox


0

Random Words:

1. to express recognition after an individual has been owned, one upped or thoroughly embarassed. KG: I lost 15 pounds. Kara: You'll..
1. Originally referred to the Indian prince Siddhartha Gautama who was supposed to have lived in India near the modern border with Nepal an..
1. The array of blended colors that form on your arms due to the results of a summer farmer's tan. This can be prevented by wearing li..