What is Sarcastrophy?
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When 
Guy (to fat girl): Hey baby, you're so hot.
Girl: Thanks! Let's hang out.
Guy (to self): *Dammit.*
This is Sarcastrophy, the use of sarcasm in describing the girl caused him to have the whale follow him around all night. Poor bastard.
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day old spunk and vag juice, slightly coagulated, expelled after vaginal pressure build up or urination in a biscuit form
I laughed so ..