What is Satchav?
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Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.
My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!
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The act of sending a picture of yourself to an unknown bluetooth device, in the hope that the recipient is:
1} attractive
2) Attracted..
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outrageous looking homo sapiens female
she is a purple forest
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outrageous looking..