Satchav

What is Satchav?


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Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.

My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!

See chav, road rage, cow, dumb


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