What is Satchav?
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Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.
My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!
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When you're licking pussy and your tongue happens to hit her bung - you get the instantaneous taste of copper.
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When you smell so bad, it smells like the area between your balls and your thigh, but all over your body.
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