Satchmatchelface

What is Satchmatchelface?

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

See satchel, douchebag, douche, douchebagedness, douchetwat

You're Doing It Wrong.

1. Its what you would say to someone who is failing it miserably, or got " ownt". "I tried to cut my wrists with an elect..

Use The Force

1. To use intuition, or allow your actions to be guided by whatever mystical forcecontrols your destiny. "But I don't know how t..

Cjb

1. Acronym for "cheap jew bastard". Someone does not have to be jewish to be cheap, thus making cjb a universal term for somethi..

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