Satchmatchelface

What is Satchmatchelface?

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

See satchel, douchebag, douche, douchebagedness, douchetwat

Glitter Titti

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Snake Bite Kit

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Horkin' The Bjork

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