Satellite Ears

What is Satellite Ears?


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The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...

(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?

Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...

Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you

Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)

Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...

Dude 2: Defo

See ears, conversation, communicate, talk, speak


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