Saulsbury

What is Saulsbury?


1.

A pessimist who, by setting a shining example for humanity, makes everyone else an optimist.

"Wow, she just single-handedly saved thirty people from certain death."

"Gee, that's swell. I have new hope for humanity, but why does she look so sad?"

"She's a true Saulsbury."

See pessimist, optimism, pessimism, hero, grace

2.

(adj): incredibly successful; haven taken the world by the flanks and galloped into the sunset; motivated by frozen dairy products. *No association whatsoever with the steak or the university in Maryland*

Martha: Hey, you wanna go eat some Saulsbury steak?

Davey: No, 'cause then we'd be cannibals feeding off the flesh of a human carcass.

Martha: Oh.

Davey: Let's go get ice cream instead!

Martha: Three!!!!

See salisbury, salisbury steak, successful, ice cream, flanks


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