Sausaged

What is Sausaged?


1.

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

See sausage, sleep, dick, slap, wet

2.

Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.

"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."

"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."

See burted, platooned, wasted, burt-holed, monkeyed


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