What is Sausaged?
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To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.
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2.
Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.
"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."
"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."
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A person who gets a kick out of having sex with the corpse of a baby(or young) animal.
"Hey look at that guy fucking that dead kit..
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A male player, pimp/huslter, who is exceeding good at picking up women without really excerting any effort.
"Hey man look at that ..
