What is Sausaged?
1.
To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.
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2.
Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.
"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."
"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."
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Slang for anus.
Derrived from the fact that the anus looks like a Sherrifs Badge.
See also "Rusty Sherrif's Badge"
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A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.
I let this guy talk me into givin..
