Sausalito Squeegee

What is Sausalito Squeegee?

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Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.

No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.

See moles, asparagus, load, oakland, cool beans
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