Sausalito Squeegee

What is Sausalito Squeegee?

1.

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.

No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.

See moles, asparagus, load, oakland, cool beans
86

Random Words:

Jewpyer
1. One who does not do there own work and writes down there friends answers at the last minute. A person who is to lazy to do there work a..
Read more
W/t
1. w/t is an abbreviation for with. Mix your reagents w/t (with) sodium sulfide. See w/t, with, and..
Read more
Interfacial
1. "She could do SO much better" is a phrase I often hear uttered by my friends> We've all seen it and now TIME has a ter..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free