Scallop Edit Meaning

1.

Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!

Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."

Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."

See random, unusual, fluke, odd

2.

The end of a phrase of disbelief.

What the SCALLOP?!?

- Plankton, having seen the power of the Goofy Goober.

See plankton, fuck, hell, heck

3.

The act of hitting someone open palmed on the back of the head in an upwards motion. Often done in an attempt to annoy

Oi scallop him

Yeah allright

See scallop, slap, spank, whack, smack, hit

4.

can be inserted for nearly any exclamation, and also used as a verb to describe violence or domination. in fact, can be used as a noun when no other word will suffice.

Oh scallops! Did you see that scallop? That punter just got scalloped!

See scallop, scallops

5.

Any of various free-swimming marine mollusks of the family Pectinidae, having fan-shaped bivalve shells with a radiating fluted pattern. Taste like ass.

I went to a restaraunt and got some scallops.

See seafood, mollusk, oyster, clam, ass

6.

Usually not real shellfish but a circular plug of fish meat with almost no flavor.

She ordered scallops thinking that she was getting shellfish. Luckily there was enough sauce so that it still tasted okay.

See shellfish, fish, shell, meat