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Having so much fun you may actually have a poisoning, but only in the dose of fun, not to be mistaken for alcohol poisoning.
Having to..
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Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situ..
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A cocktail consisting of half a pint of Newcastle brown ale and half a pint of Smirnoff Ice that tastes like shandy.
Mixing your drinks..