Scene Kings

What is Scene Kings?


1.

Scene Kings are a part of the internet fad to gain lots of friends on sites like Myspace, Stickam, Buzznet, & others. They are either good friends with one another or worst enemies, but never neutral.

They are usually feminine (eyeliner, girlpants, bright colors) and have a huge following of fangirls. Most of them are famous for nothing, but some model, act, own clothing stores, or sing. Most of them are related to, date, or are friends with Scene Queens.

Scene Kings also can almost always be googled or found on youtube.

Clint Catalyst (Famous Scene King for being a model and LA scene socialite)

Kaiden Blake (Famous Scene King for modeling, writing, and singing)

John Hock (Famous scene king for his stickam shows)

Matthew Lush (Famous for being a 'role model' for the gays)

Jeffree Star (Hollywood transvestite most popular for modeling and singing and probably one of the more popular scene kings)

Alex Evans (Scene King known for modeling and singing)

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2.

People on MySpace, usually teenagers, who take loads of pictures of themselves.

And wear bbycks clothing, of course.

Examples of Scene Kings:

Paul Grifiths

Alex Evans

Erik Dieterich

Jeffree Star

More!

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3.

Teenagers that are famous off the internet!!!

Here are some examples of scene kings:

John Hock (The famous Stickam hacker)

Sonny Moore (from first to last and recently his solo project)

Paul Griffiths (Babycakes clothing owner and owner of THESECRETPARTYLTD)

Oliver Sykes (singer)

Mathew Lush (Self proclaimed "Gaygod")

Scene kings usually date scene queens.

Scene kings always have perfect hair!

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4.

self proclaimed 3 year olds who usually use their last name in their myspace display name just because they are ego obsessed. 99% are unoriginal and just copy off of others, for example- Paul griffiths (owner of babycake clothing) uses the same image as bape shoes because he has no origanality in him, and just plays off of other peoples ideas. John hock stole much of his looks from corey pattakos but he is still known as an original?

Little do these people know that scene is dead just like emo. Now the new craze is hipster, but scene kings can't accept that its over and they are nothing more, so they try and sell their t-shirts to 12 year old acne covered emo kids who just found out about a thing called the internet.

"fuck copyright laws, I'm Paul griffiths and I'm hot, they can't touch me! Plz buy my shirts it will make you cool! Look at me, fat chicks think i'm hot and comment my pics! i'm still not cool enought to be one of the original scene kings."

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