Schallerize Edit Meaning

1.

The act of using a red pen to review, and re-write any document; Taking great lengths to add big words and additional content with the specific intent of adding confusion, and beating down the reader; overcomplicating

He schallerized this harbor deepening update so much that the entire audience felt word-boarded; they were all driven to urgent thirst, hunger, and the relentless need to urinate!

See word-whacker, wordchucking, wordsmith, overcomplexify, compleximacate