What is Schlammered?
1.
Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.
"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"
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2.
Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .
Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.
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