Schlembob

What is Schlembob?


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A schlembob is a unit of distance. It is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the space equal to that of 0.83cm. A schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!

I can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm space, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.


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