Schlemiel

What is Schlemiel?


1.

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

2.

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

3.

yiddish term

basically means a dope, a fuckup

similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel."

"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

4.

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

See dolt, bungler, pylon, yard

5.

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

See klutz, buffoon, poltroon, stunod

6.

v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'


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