What is Schlitz Shits?
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The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.
Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.
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A person that eats themselves.
"that man was so hungry, he became an Emo-Cannibal."
See emo, cannibal, funny, your mom..