Schlongalogue

What is Schlongalogue?

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.

Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.

See dick, weiner, cock, monologue

Epizooty

1. To throw a fit; to over react. Darlene's parents threw a complete epizooty when she told them she got the clap from Mark Paul Glos..

Zipping Down

1. When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex. "Hey Mark, Willie w..

Man Standard

1. To complete a task to a bare-minimum level, with only a token amount of effort... He cleaned the house but only to Man Standard. See m..

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