Schlongbosis

What is Schlongbosis?

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.

Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.

People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.

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