What is Schlonging?
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To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.
Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.
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2.
Lounging around not doing much.
John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
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3.
When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging
Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.
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Random Words:
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When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly
wow tara is a 50 yard fake..
1.
A fart
(Said after passing wind violently)
Cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets...
