Schlonging

What is Schlonging?


1.

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

See boobs, schlong, sex, cream cheese

2.

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?

Joe: Oh just schlonging.

See relaxing, shlonging

3.

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

See Schlonger


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