What is Schlonging?
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To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.
Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.
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Lounging around not doing much.
John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
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When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging
Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.
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A slang term for female masturbation. You rub the clitoris with one hand, in a manner very similar to which a DJ uses his turntables.
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When someone is being faecesious it means they is talking crap.
Comes from the word "faeces"=crap
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