Schlongitarian Edit Meaning

1. Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet. "the puppet-rites activist t..

1. A woman patch of fur above the cunt; shaped like a heard of llamas. Person #1- I'm ur new employer but first u must do something f..

1. To make a blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though ..