Schlongitarian Edit Meaning

1. when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don&..

1. Hey is that Jack Fitton? I hear that guy is cool *looks at Jack Fitton with Admiration*. Maybe one day I'll be Jack Fitton Hey it&..

1. A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him th..