Schlongpacker

What is Schlongpacker?

1) Indicates a guy who is being a dick. 2) Term of endearment, usually used by a woman, to describe a man and what he is packing.

"That guy with the strap on his sunglasses and the boat shoes is a total schlongpacker."

See douchebag, bitch, ass, moron

Epler

1. Nice, Nice! *point fingers* See Boots..

Vehicle

1. a thing ridden on or inside of that requires great amount of energy it can be substituted easily for 'penis' and related terms..

Don't Dance For The Pussy

1. A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy. If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight...

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