Schlongpacker

What is Schlongpacker?

1) Indicates a guy who is being a dick. 2) Term of endearment, usually used by a woman, to describe a man and what he is packing.

"That guy with the strap on his sunglasses and the boat shoes is a total schlongpacker."

See douchebag, bitch, ass, moron

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