What is Schloop?
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To insert slyly or secretively. Often used when trying to coerce something or someone to favor another thing. One of the most common uses of "schloop" is when trying to obtain something like homework, or when squeezing something in between to other things. Some use it in sexual terms, "im gonna schloop her tonight" or "my schloop is bigger then yours".
I didn't want to seem like a prick for asking for homework, so i started off with a nice conversation then schlooped the question in.
Nick, I tried to schloop in, but I got caught.
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2.
The distinctive sound made at the point of entry during sex.
"A little kiss, a little drink and SCHLOOP in the pink"
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3.
Beyond awesome and extremely badass
That's so schloop, it's ridiculous!
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4.
to have sex or tap that
I'm gonna schloop that tonight.
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sucking up the frozen coke that comes out the top of the cap.
"The frozen coke came out the top of my cap, so i gave it a little schloop"
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near anamonopia approximating the sound of a cork pulled fresh from the bottle except the context is during the creation of a 'rosebud' on your lady (or gent).
Like the timely clash of cymbals at the symphony, the schloop echoed in the tile bathroom, punctuating the magic moment
