Schlorking

What is Schlorking?


1.

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.

ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

See lapping, licking, sucking


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