Schmaded Edit Meaning

1.

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

See drunk, shitfaced, smashed, faded, fantastic

2.

to be absolutely drunkand highat the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

See high, brunk, blown, stoned, wasted, dry, baked, tore up

3.

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.