What is Schmaded?
1.
smashed, shitfaced, and faded.
I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.
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2.
to be absolutely
Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!
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3.
totally and completely faded.
Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.
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