Schmades Edit Meaning

1. A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel. The customer was rather snobish so th..

1. Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot. Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo See douche, doucheba..

1. an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse. "Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off..