Schmartle

What is Schmartle?


1.

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

See masturbate, defecate, sex, pussy, ass, one-man-band


72

Random Words:

1. false information (or information spelled backwards.) The girls used noitamrofni in their House of Burgesses report...
1. Unwritten rule amongst drug dealers: Never spend more than 10 g's in one place. The reason being that an expenditure of over $10,0..
1. A cultural phenomenon, to be a part of which includes becoming sufficiently hounded and clubbing for those cognitive enough. The night e..