Schmartle

What is Schmartle?

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

See masturbate, defecate, sex, pussy, ass, one-man-band

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Zarkon

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Bubblemint Surprise

1. A sex related thing. When a guy takes a piece of bubble mint gum chews it a bit, cums(ejaculates) on it, and gives to the woman to chew...

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