Schmartle

What is Schmartle?

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

See masturbate, defecate, sex, pussy, ass, one-man-band

Eleven Inches

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Demetrios

1. A person who is a liberal, pro-union, anti-religion douche and has to intentionally say wrong things because they are so obviously stupi..

Veeko

1. a major loser. incredibly stupid. most likely failed a grade. too stupid to know what 1+1 is. possibly a whore. suckup. rude bitch. per..

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