Schmartle

What is Schmartle?

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

See masturbate, defecate, sex, pussy, ass, one-man-band

Oral Contraception

1. oral contraception: talking your way out of sex boy:lets have sex girl:no 2. Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse. Sara..

1. What old people think the Wii is called. Dumb old lady @ Gamestop: Do you have any W2's in stock? See wii, video game, nintendo, ..

W4r3z

1. Warez/Pirated software said in "leet" text. FTPs have lots of w4r3z filez..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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