Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?


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1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff


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