Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff

Hot-dog

1. another slang term for a hypodermic needle, used in the injection of narcotics. I'll have to sharpen my hot-dog if I'm going ..

Jerking Your Chain

1. To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mea..

Brake Pedaller

1. Anyone who constantly feels they have the need to use the brakes on their cars. Mostly, -old people -cautious drivers - the occasion..

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