Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff

Penduluming

1. When your balls get so hot and sweaty they hang down low and swing back and forth from leg to leg like a pendulum! Oh shit I am pendulu..

Henley

1. 1. (n.) the unobtainable dream 2. (n.) a prestigious regatta held in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, England starting in 1839 through pr..

2 Hour Rule

1. When you're on the phone for over two hours with someone of the opposite sex(of whatever sex you are interested in) it means you ar..

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