Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff

Vladislav

1. Vladislav, the steeziest name, ever. If you are named Vladislav, be glad. Vladislav is an epic baller, partially because of his steezy..

Dorkwis

1. A synonym of dork, an individual characterized by marked passion in a niche interest area coupled with a quirky demeanor. Dorkwis often ..

Rumery

1. Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting ove..

Schmasturbator Edit Meaning