Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff

Dryon

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Queef Monkey

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Caded

1. To be booted out from your job for slow performance issues. It comes from the ancient Greek belief that one may not work more than 40 ho..

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