Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff

El Mero Chingon

1. Mexican slang word referring to the TOP DAWG, aka the biggest badass around When you're talking racquetball, Ed is el mero chingon..

Reela Cake

1. Profit you make off of Real Estate. I'm bout to make this reela cake in 2009 See money, profit, real estate, respect, power..

Baby Zebra Leg

1. When a white Jewish girl gives a black man a handjob; the variation of colors resembles that of a zebra. I gave Sagar the tightest baby..

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