Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff

Tomstealer

1. a girl who steals ur boyfriend or that likes the same guys as u that bitch is a tomstealer! See tom, bitch, slut..

Queuepidity

1. The inability demonstrated by shoppers to sensibly form queues at checkouts. Sometimes leading to single queues at mutliple checkouts al..

Urange

1. Another way to say orange; the way old people say orange; just like the fruit or color Lil girl, go out derein dat yard and get me a ur..

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