Schmasturbator

What is Schmasturbator?

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

See douche, loser, wannabe, jerkoff

Sexybum

1. An ass that is hott!! Why Andrew you have one sexybum! See ass, bottom, hott, sexy, yummy..

Head Is Head

1. The phrase used to justify hooking up with an ugly or sub-par chick. Jack- Yo dude I finally got with that Katie chick! Nick- Nice bro..

W00ns0ck3t

1. The l33t3st city in Rh0de Isl4nd. "Dude, I just drove through w00ns0ck3t?" "a/s/l???"..

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