Schmautz Edit Meaning

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1. Schmautz: An old term used when discribing a total Faggot,

Also routing to a person whos goal in life is to make you feel like complete shit.

2. Schmautz: When you Take youre dick and pull it behind youre legs and sit on it for pleasure.

3. Schmautz: The Worst smell on the earth! you know that kid that sits in the back of the class that NEVER showers and just smells like total SHIT! yea... we call that a schmautz.

1. " Man lastnight i saw darren and he totally pulled a Schmautz! i suddenly hate myself. "

2. " Best thing to do when youre alown is to schmautz, i jizzed right up my ass! felt soo good "

3. WTF Darren did You fucking Schmautz or something?

See schmautz, darren, faggot, homo, gay

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A boy who has a tiny penis and a huge hairy flappy ball sac.

"Haha look at darrens Schmautz! i heard sally say when they had sex he used a pump on his dick and ball smacked her in the eye."

See faggot, chug, darren, schmautz, gay, homo, queer, stupid, ball sac

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a male who dances ballet, skateboards and his favorite color is pink.

girl: look at that Schmautz!

second girl: What a Hottie!

guy: Im so jealous.

See schmautz, ballet, skateboarding, color, cute, Bohemian Rhapsody