Schmeeterizing Edit Meaning

1. To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined. I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in. See Eric 2. The coo..

1. A word to call people. A mixture between the words queef and douche. God, Lily, stop being such a quooche! See queef, douche, doosh, ..

1. 1. extremely intoxicated/shit-faced drunk. Oh man, did you see Sarah last night? She was so scarmes! I was scarmes too, I can't be..