What is Schmelp?
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A deregatory term for a heterosexual white male, whose usage can be understood much in the same way as terms such as
"Look at that schmelp, walking along like he owns the world."
"Get a job you lazy schmelp!"
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1. The slimy, thick, sometimes crusty green schmeg that discharges from the vagina after a queef occurs.
2. Also used as an insult to a..
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Figurative Department Store, adjacent to Gay-Mart
"Where'd you get that dick? Small-Mart? Half off?
See wal-mart, walmar..
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a winged hamster welding coconuts.
the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city...