Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Tomato Smasher

1. word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment. "Bruh he be a tomato smash..

Neck/necked

1. To neck for someone is to snog them, the term is usually used in the merseyside area. i.e southport. "did u neck for her?/him?&quo..

Pubepee

1. A toupee made of pubic hair. Pubepee is like when you see a mullet with a very public-like back half. See toupee, pubic, hair, pubepee..

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