Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Run'in

1. When a woman spreads her legs and a man runs in. When his wife laid on the bed with her legs spread. The husband came in from the garag..

Knobmuncher

1. A term used to describe a person who is a bit of a lickarse/brown-noser or just someone ya think is a dickhead! Look at that fucking kn..

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