Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Uncocked

1. 1. v. to have one's penis become a vagina. 2. n. flaccid 1. Sippi was uncocked - that's why she act's like a man. 2. ..

Klumper

1. to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex. I klumpered your mom last night, dude! See hump, oatmeal, ..

Msn Bashing

1. The act of sending a stream of single word messages via instant messenger. This causes the receiving party to hear multiple new message..

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