Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

See bob

Bumtonguer

1. One who tongues another's bum. Man he relly tossed my salad! What a great bumtonguer See tossed salad, rimmer, rim job, analingu..

Jerkin' The Nerkin

1. Euphemism for male masturbation. I walked into my dorm room and there was my roommate jerkin' the nerkin on my computer. See jerk..

Zarpex

1. A homo. A lover of horses. (In a very bad way.) He is such a Zarpex. See Gix..

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