Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Vantard

1. a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot. hey dad look at that vantard! See alex..

Freeny

1. The ultimate sexiness. Hot, yummy, you name it. That freeny be some hot shit right thurr See sex, sexy, hot, yummy, delicious..

Vanwinkle

1. A very ba last name, and your related to vnnilla ice Alison Vanwinkle likes balls and has herpes. See booser..

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