Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Negative Calorie

1. A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food. Examples... Asparagus * ..

Ionie

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Hertzoff

1. a slut, someone who gets gets around around with alot of guys or girls! i was really horny so i called a hertzoff to get a blowjob See..

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