Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Rumpty

1. (a) Large and rotund body shape. The man filling up his car at the petrol station was very rumpty. The cartoon bear mascot was rumpty...

Engorgeous

1. Someone so hot that you get instantly aroused. Wow, check her out! She is engorgeous! See Steve Jones 2. Something so gorgeous, it c..

Chackrasim

1. the backspash of crap that sticks to the underside of the toilet seat after an especially nasty number 2. I had fondue and pizza last n..

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