Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Ass Douche

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Minutater

1. The smallest French Fry in the bag. While my wife likes to eat the meaty potentater, I prefer the crispy minutater. See french fry, fr..

Pooh Crumbs

1. the residue on the butt rim a couple hours after taking a shit last night lu spread his shit and everyone saw his gnarly pooh crumbs S..

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