Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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French Dipping

1. sticking it in, but not moving it around. Penetration without movement or complete satisfaction, for the purpose of maintaining one&apo..

Rebellionaire

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