Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Word Originated By Kristiedisorder.[/m]

1. guy - your cuute : girl - tehe bl000p. 2. bl00pyour face : See bloop, bleep..

Gropey

1. To grope someone with your hand After a few drinks John got very gropey with Richard. See grope, gropping, feeling, touching, sex..

Bugger Me Gently With A Dil-do

1. To be suprised by something or someones actions. 'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on..

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