Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Threekend

1. A three-day weekend. Hey Ted, what are you going to be doing on your threekend? Just kickin' back with a few buddies. See weeken..

Zenvy

1. a very spiritual type of envy; or an appreciation one has for another's seeming zen-like demeanor I have zenvy for your detachment..

Your Number

1. the number of sex partners one has had. Hey sweetie, what's "your number"? See score, hits..

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