Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

See bob

Gegg

1. Verb. To jump backwards into a hole whilst viewing a snail race. A popular sport in Braintree. Has established itself as a regular event..

Eeb!

1. Eeb! Something of a random orientation. Can be used anytime, anywhere, for anything. Mostly used to annoy people, or to just be a comple..

Jacks My Wire

1. piss me off, angry, disappoint, or unacceptable Your stupidly jacks my wire! See jacks, wire, piss, unacceptable..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schmelter Edit Meaning