Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Holy Bananas

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Rosterbate

1. when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful. Dude OMG I rosterba..

Enken

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