Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

See bob

[extacised]

1. To be intoxicated. On New Years, she was so extacised she was dancing on the tables. See drunk, trashed, blitzed, intoxicated..

Peado Beard

1. A beard of which makes someone look a peadophille, and molesterer of children. That Micheal Pennington has such a peado beard. See pea..

Outted

1. Being found out, usually when involving homosexuality. The lesbian was outted. See JT..

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