Schmelter

What is Schmelter?

the anal crevice from which faeces erupts. otherwise known as poop-chute, asshole, chocolate freeway

i did him up the schmelter last night

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Mystery Shopper

1. THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART. I left a myste..

Zoned Out

1. Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squi..

[night Train]

1. For people to have sex or sexual relations How was the night trainlast night. Hey do you think we could catch the night trainafter th..

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