What is Schmenk?
1.
A passive-aggressive sexually frustrated, penguin-shaped ho. Synonymous with sloth and/ or glutton. Makes you want to slit your wrists through the art of literature. Makes inappropriate sexual comments to minors. Mumbles to self.
Dude, that was so Schmenk.
There's some Schmenk on the bottom of my shoe.
(After committing statutory rape) "I just Schmenked."
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