What is Schmenk?
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A passive-aggressive sexually frustrated, penguin-shaped ho. Synonymous with sloth and/ or glutton. Makes you want to slit your wrists through the art of literature. Makes inappropriate sexual comments to minors. Mumbles to self.
Dude, that was so Schmenk.
There's some Schmenk on the bottom of my shoe.
(After committing statutory rape) "I just Schmenked."
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nothing; absolutly nothing.
Look through that window and you will see larkaflark.
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Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.
"What's with the guy you wer..
