Schmergen

What is Schmergen?

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.

'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

See sorry, soz, apology

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