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Someone who is so obsessed with Patrick Stump that she claims to be married to the singer.
Me:Hey Vanessa, whats your last name?
Vanes..
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To slap one's girl in the face with one's memberwhile it is in a semi lob onstate.
Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: ..
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the act of ambling quickly while trying to avoid stepping in animal crap.
When I walk across my dad's back yard, I have to ookiema..